Posted on: 21 Jul 2009
Martyrs of Fashion
Pablo Shertlefter is the Hitler of the 21st century. He likes to keep a zoo of grossly underweight models as his pets. According to him, size zero is out, size minus 4 is in. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this new development, yes size –4 is actually a dress size for women (or caricatures of them).
Pablo, the so called fashion guru is a self professed woman hater, he just can’t stand the natural beauty and curves that a woman embodies. “Darling, it is so beautiful to see these women walking the catwalks looking like lepers and victims of concentration camps. The fashion business is dominated by us gay men and we hate women. We don’t want women to have curves or be feminine in any way. We control these women and they do as we say. I love the fashion world because it is the only place where us gays have all the power,” he says.
So how do Pablo’s models maintain their enviable proportions? How else? Cocaine and lettuce leaves are their daily staples. So where is the model zoo located? Pablo promptly says that it is in a secret place in Milan, where the windows are barred to prevent escape, not that it would be possible for these poor creatures who hardly have enough energy to breathe.
Pablo reveals that “We house the models in a closed quarter at a secret location in Milan. There are bars on the windows so the models cannot get out. However, they do not have enough energy to walk more than 15 meters anyway. We feed them one piece of lettuce a day and a trolley comes around with cocaine or amphetamines every half an hour. They are allowed to drink water, but nothing else. Last week we had 3 of them die on us, but we replaced them immediately and now the new recruits have already joined the Elite Modeling Agency.”
For best results, the victims are captured young. Girls who have just about reached the onset of puberty are brainwashed to believe that curves are not a part of feminine beauty. Lured by the cocaine and the glamour of the fashion world, these brave hearts are willing to die, which of course is commendable.
An analogy can be made with the planet Venus. It is beautiful when seen in the night sky or by means of a telescope.
In fact, it is the most beautiful of the 8 planets (Pluto is not considered a planet anymore), but the environment is so toxic that it is impossible for any form of life to exist on this planet. Women are the descendants of this goddess of beauty and love, but beware, the wrath of Venus. It could be as dangerous as the atmosphere of the planet of the same name.
