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Barbie is considered by many girls as the ultimate fashion icon. Her “perfect” proportions 40-18-32 are the envy of many. Many young girls and women die trying to achieve this enviable figure. But how many know that Barbie was modeled on a German prostitute comic strip character, Lili? Lili was later made into an 11 and a half-inch sex toy for men and was sold solely in adult shops. Mattel bought the exclusive rights to Barbie in 1958 and transformed it into the highly popular Barbie Doll. It is laughable that many women die trying to achieve this flawless body, based on a comic strip character.

One such deluded man is the so-called fashion genius, Mosher Liebowitz, an Israeli Designer. He is being touted as the “next big thing” in the fashion world, because of his extremely small, minus sized clothing. His models are one step ahead of size zero; they range from size –1 to size –4. They survive one of his fashion shows, die and are promptly replaced by another set of models that are willing to give up their lives in the name of fashion. Mosher’s clothes are so small, that they must be put on with linseed oil and requires the assistance of 3 to 4 people to even on these creatures, surviving (albeit temporarily) on the fringes of humanity. So how do the models achieve these incredibly small proportions, which are all the rage in the fashion world? “The models are all starved daily and are only allowed 2 pieces of lettuce, 2 lines of cocaine/hour and a constant stream of cigarettes.”

The beautiful models’ rib cages were clearly been seen as they walked the runway. Someone present at the event said that “The other model I see is a bag of bones her ribs so extended that I can see her heart beating clearly through her emaciated skin. The whole audience dutifully admires her fabulous bone structure.” One tends to wonder what exactly Mosher is trying to showcase here, because the last thing on people’s minds, when met with such gruesome sights, is fashion. The phrase “One is not born a woman, one becomes one” comes to mind, it seems that Mosher is hell bent on preventing his models from becoming real women.

Also present at the fashion venue were Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie. Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua Tinker bell was trampled to death at the show and she was mourning the loss of her pet by snorting cocaine, much like the models. The painfully thin Victoria Beckham idolizes Mosher Liebowitz and modeled a Liebowitz silver creation for his show. But since she too is a starved, minus sized model, walking the runway in high heels was a bit too much for her ankles and she ended up breaking her ankle bone. The same source, present at the fashion show said, when asked about Victoria Beckham “She is in fact modeling a Liebowitz silver creation for the Holocaust Show today and the crowd whoops with joy as she twirls down the cat walk not flinching once as her stick like ankle bone snaps with a loud crack. She bravely completes the circuit with her bone jutting out of her leg.”

Nicole Richie dropped three sizes and modeled another of Mosher “Such bravery in the name of fashion. This is a badge of honour for being a ’size minus’ model.”

Nicole Richie dropped three sizes and modeled another of Mosher’s creations. Here is what our source had to say about her. “Nicole Richie is up next and her veins bulge in her legs and you can see every sinew and muscle working even some of her intestines are visible.” Walking 15 feet proved to be too much of an effort and she was about to collapse, but was saved from this fate by timely assistance.

Mosher’s craze for minus sized women has already killed models, and will kill many more by the looks of it because this is likely to become the latest craze in the fashion industry. But maybe, designing clothes for Barbie will satisfy his craving for minus sized women. He can design even smaller clothes for them, and can even have his own line of “Barbie clothing“.

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