Diet for Good Health

Pablo Shertlefter is the Hitler of the 21st century. He likes to keep a zoo of grossly underweight models as his pets. According to him, size zero is out, size minus 4 is in. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this new development, yes size –4 is actually a dress size for women (or caricatures of them).

Pablo, the so called fashion guru is a self professed woman hater, he just can’t stand the natural beauty and curves that a woman embodies. “Darling, it is so beautiful to see these women walking the catwalks looking like lepers and victims of concentration camps. The fashion business is dominated by us gay men and we hate women. We don’t want women to have curves or be feminine in any way. We control these women and they do as we say. I love the fashion world because it is the only place where us gays have all the power,” he says.

So how do Pablo’s models maintain their enviable proportions? How else? Cocaine and lettuce leaves are their daily staples. So where is the model zoo located? Pablo promptly says that it is in a secret place in Milan, where the windows are barred to prevent escape, not that it would be possible for these poor creatures who hardly have enough energy to breathe.

Pablo reveals that “We house the models in a closed quarter at a secret location in Milan. There are bars on the windows so the models cannot get out. However, they do not have enough energy to walk more than 15 meters anyway. We feed them one piece of lettuce a day and a trolley comes around with cocaine or amphetamines every half an hour. They are allowed to drink water, but nothing else. Last week we had 3 of them die on us, but we replaced them immediately and now the new recruits have already joined the Elite Modeling Agency.”

For best results, the victims are captured young. Girls who have just about reached the onset of puberty are brainwashed to believe that curves are not a part of feminine beauty. Lured by the cocaine and the glamour of the fashion world, these brave hearts are willing to die, which of course is commendable.

An analogy can be made with the planet Venus. It is beautiful when seen in the night sky or by means of a telescope.

In fact, it is the most beautiful of the 8 planets (Pluto is not considered a planet anymore), but the environment is so toxic that it is impossible for any form of life to exist on this planet. Women are the descendants of this goddess of beauty and love, but beware, the wrath of Venus. It could be as dangerous as the atmosphere of the planet of the same name.

Barbie is considered by many girls as the ultimate fashion icon. Her “perfect” proportions 40-18-32 are the envy of many. Many young girls and women die trying to achieve this enviable figure. But how many know that Barbie was modeled on a German prostitute comic strip character, Lili? Lili was later made into an 11 and a half-inch sex toy for men and was sold solely in adult shops. Mattel bought the exclusive rights to Barbie in 1958 and transformed it into the highly popular Barbie Doll. It is laughable that many women die trying to achieve this flawless body, based on a comic strip character.

One such deluded man is the so-called fashion genius, Mosher Liebowitz, an Israeli Designer. He is being touted as the “next big thing” in the fashion world, because of his extremely small, minus sized clothing. His models are one step ahead of size zero; they range from size –1 to size –4. They survive one of his fashion shows, die and are promptly replaced by another set of models that are willing to give up their lives in the name of fashion. Mosher’s clothes are so small, that they must be put on with linseed oil and requires the assistance of 3 to 4 people to even on these creatures, surviving (albeit temporarily) on the fringes of humanity. So how do the models achieve these incredibly small proportions, which are all the rage in the fashion world? “The models are all starved daily and are only allowed 2 pieces of lettuce, 2 lines of cocaine/hour and a constant stream of cigarettes.”

The beautiful models’ rib cages were clearly been seen as they walked the runway. Someone present at the event said that “The other model I see is a bag of bones her ribs so extended that I can see her heart beating clearly through her emaciated skin. The whole audience dutifully admires her fabulous bone structure.” One tends to wonder what exactly Mosher is trying to showcase here, because the last thing on people’s minds, when met with such gruesome sights, is fashion. The phrase “One is not born a woman, one becomes one” comes to mind, it seems that Mosher is hell bent on preventing his models from becoming real women.

Also present at the fashion venue were Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie. Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua Tinker bell was trampled to death at the show and she was mourning the loss of her pet by snorting cocaine, much like the models. The painfully thin Victoria Beckham idolizes Mosher Liebowitz and modeled a Liebowitz silver creation for his show. But since she too is a starved, minus sized model, walking the runway in high heels was a bit too much for her ankles and she ended up breaking her ankle bone. The same source, present at the fashion show said, when asked about Victoria Beckham “She is in fact modeling a Liebowitz silver creation for the Holocaust Show today and the crowd whoops with joy as she twirls down the cat walk not flinching once as her stick like ankle bone snaps with a loud crack. She bravely completes the circuit with her bone jutting out of her leg.”

Nicole Richie dropped three sizes and modeled another of Mosher “Such bravery in the name of fashion. This is a badge of honour for being a ’size minus’ model.”

Nicole Richie dropped three sizes and modeled another of Mosher’s creations. Here is what our source had to say about her. “Nicole Richie is up next and her veins bulge in her legs and you can see every sinew and muscle working even some of her intestines are visible.” Walking 15 feet proved to be too much of an effort and she was about to collapse, but was saved from this fate by timely assistance.

Mosher’s craze for minus sized women has already killed models, and will kill many more by the looks of it because this is likely to become the latest craze in the fashion industry. But maybe, designing clothes for Barbie will satisfy his craving for minus sized women. He can design even smaller clothes for them, and can even have his own line of “Barbie clothing“.

Would you ever go on a diet knowing that it could kill you and even if it does not it will make you weak and vulnerable for the rest of your life? Well that is exactly what the models have to do to fit into a minus four size dress.

“NEW YORK - Size Zero models are now passé according to fashion guru Pablo Shertlefter.”

To get to this size you have to over exercise and almost not eat. Even after you go on a diet which just allows you to have 2 grapes everyday as solid food and eat 1 small spoon of baby food for a meal you still might be “too fat to fit in a minus 4 size.” “On the train home my stomach is starting to cramp with hunger pangs, and by midnight I feel faint and exhausted before sinking into bed“. As if the minus one, two and three sizes were not enough now there is a minus 4. The models may even have to go through dangerous liposuction surgery to reach this size. After surgery the surgeon talks to the model in pain as if the excruciating pain is nothing. “He expects the third degree burns (from arse to elbow) to be there for two weeks“.

These fashion designers believe that women are not meant to have any curves on there body. And they have their models do exactly that. They probably can’t event be called women any more. Even though the very essence of feminine beauty is their beautiful curves, these models are being brainwashed to believe otherwise.

“Self-loathing is the key to the fashion world, where punishment and agony is applauded and suffering is drowned out by Colombian marching powder copiously smeared into their frazzled amoeba brains.”

This practice can’t carry on in the fashion world. The models kill themselves to become rich and famous. When they are on the runway they are applauded by hypocrites for their unimaginable suffering. These models are not even fit to walk properly and they need the assistance of three people to just wear these clothes.

Although this post may not be directly included in the theme of the blog, but I just can’t resist myself doing this post after I saw this shocking presentation done by a genius. Before going into this presentation in details, let me draw a dreadful picture. Don’t think much of the time and space. Just imagine the day:
Imagine a day, when you are at your 50, but when you face the mirror, you look like 80 years old. No makeup kit is working for you, no anti-aging solution can give you solution, absolutely no hope. How do you feel?
Imagine a day, when you are not able to feed yourself plenty of water and it causes you having serious kidney damage. What do you feel?
Imagine a day, when you are at your 50, and you are known as the oldest person in the society. No one is older than you. How do you feel? Do you feel proud?
Imagine a day, when every man and woman around you is bald (or forced to be bald). How do you or your close ones will look like?
Imagine a day, when you are allowed to drink only a half-glass of drinking water. How do you feel?
Imagine a day, when you see litters all around you. There is virtually no place that is not contaminated by litter. What do you feel?
Imagine a day, when all the people around you suffering from skin cancer, gastrointestinal disease or urinary tract problems and these diseases have turned out to be the major causes of mortality.
Imagine a day, when people are only getting wrinkled and emaciated bodies with sores all around. How do you feel?
Imagine a day, when you are paying for the air to breathe. How do you feel?
Imagine a day, when you are at serious risk of having impaired grandchildren with real short lifeline. How do you feel?
If you are feeling I am going crazy and talking all rubbish, just listen to me for once and for all. Download the following PowerPoint Presentation. It is done by a person with advanced thoughts and who is respected by the entire nation. Don’t get scared of the file, it doesn’t contain any virus. Scare the content of the file. Do something please. At least spread the word, if you can!

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